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use constant
HACK
#??? 
=> 1
;($p, $h)        
= 
split ( ' ',
chr(112). "E". join('',

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# <<END>>            
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] 
;++$p;#
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++$h
;    print lc 
join        ( ' '
, (${\${\${\$p}}}
, ${\$h}     )
)
;

This is so fun

I caught this one . Is this kind of joke?

This is a freaking great joke.....I just couldn't help laughing this news...

Here a small quote:

It sounds like a joke. But, it's real and it's anything but a joke for Microsoft. Judge Leonard Davis, of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas, has issued an injunction (PDF Link) that "prohibits Microsoft from selling or importing to the United States any Microsoft Word products that have the capability of opening .XML, .DOCX or DOCM files (XML files) containing custom XML."

Microsoft had been sued by i4i, a collaborative content solution and technology company. Its founder, Michel Vulpe, owned a patent covering a way of reading XML (Extended Markup Language) documents. XML is the basis of Microsoft's controversial Open XML document formats. The U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas is infamous for supporting patent lawsuits and fast-tracking them. In intellectual property law circles, this Court has become known as "A Haven for Patent Pirates."

Reference:

http://blogs.computerworld.com/14532/microsoft_banned_from_selling_word

http://blogs.computerworld.com/14536/you_cant_buy_ms_word_i4i_xml_patent_ruling

http://blogs.computerworld.com/14537/microsoft_word_ban_its_time_to_banish_patent_lawyers

I was reading books and there I found one hilarious letter.

Dear Eliza,

Grandma and I were so sorry to hear that you’ve got the chicken socks. We didn’t know chickens wore socks, so we were very surprised. What’s that? You say you have the chicken fox. What kinda of an animal is a chicken fox anyway? What’s that? You say you have the chicken box. Are you going to raise chickens in it? Oh, excuse me, you have the chicken rocks. We’ve never heard of them. Are they the latest fad, like pet rocks? Oho! We’ve got it now. You’ve got the CHICKEN POX. Maybe by the time you’ve read this long letter, you will be feeling a little better.

Grandma said to tell you to be sure not to scratch, but I’m sure you won’t.

In a few days when you feel better we’ll give you a call and you can tell us yourself how you’re feeling.

Love,